What happens when you try to impress a girl by speeding off a parking lot in a $845,000 Porsche 918 Spyder? You end up almost hitting someone, crashing into a Range Rover and looking like a fool! A goddamned fool! That’s what happened to this foreign shirtless bro last weekend at Epi Plage in St. Tropez, France. If you ever buy an insane 887-horsepower electric hybrid car, save yourself a mountain of embarrassment and don’t drive it like it’s your first day of driver’s ed.